I have to much free time in my head at work...

There's a hippopotamus in my line who can not make up her mind. A goldfish that can't stay focus enough to finish the sentence that almost out of his mind. A group of kittens to interest in what's happening next to them to tell me what they need. A dodo that's living up to his name when I tell him his choices are on his feed. A bunny that's to quite to tell me what she wants to eat, that with me speaking up for her to hear me, she thumps and try to flee. I know I'm the zookeeper today, but I feel like I'm the one in the cage. I guess its just one of those days. *Sighs*

Pudding King...

No one ever wants to talks about falling into strange things. Like my co-worker Bill, one day he had the pure look of bewilderment so being nice (even though he steals my awesome creamer,) I asked what was wrong. Stuttering he answered, "I went to take a dip in my pool yesterday but I notice it didn't look right. So in the process of a closer look I tripped and landed in my pool, but instead of water it was filled with tapioca pudding. It seems Bill Cosby finally snapped and went on a spree of making pudding fill pools."